I Believe I Can Expensify

A poem, inspired by R Kelly and my daily interactions with Expensify.

I used to think that I could not go on. And life was nothing but an awful song.

But now I know the meaning of true love. I’m leaning on the everlasting arms.

If I can see it, then I can do it.

If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it.

I believe I can fly. I believe I can Expensify.

I think about my expenses carefully,

I categorize them all accordingly.

I believe I can soar.

For any meal over $75 I make sure to include who was in attendance, fo sure.

I believe I can fly. I believe I can fly. I believe I can Expensify.


See I was on the verge of breaking down.

Receiving multiple reports from the same a12s within the same processing period made me frown.

So I created this original poem, all on my own.

With subtle hidden tips, until I find my Expensify clone.

If I can see it, then I can be it.

If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it.

I believe I can fly, I believe I can Expensify.

I keep in mind that Automattic is not yet Google,

So I always remember to be frugal.

I believe I can soar,

Keeping Dopeld happy is at the center of my core.

I believe I can fly. I believe I can fly. I believe I can Expensify.

5 Point Plan

There’s been a lot of talk about 5 point plans lately. Whether or not you agree with Romney’s five point plan is none of my concern, but it did get me thinking… I should start thinking about MY future, and create my own 5 point plan. So here is my 5 point plan for the weekend, which by my count, begins in a matter of hours.

  1. Buy a beer
  2. Open the beer
  3. Pour the beer into a glass
  4. Drink the beer
  5. Repeat

Now there’s a plan that I think we can all support 🙂 Go America!

 

Sad Charger

I’m a frustrated Chargers fan, and I’m proud of it. I wan’t to wear this frustration. I want to sing it from the mountain tops. I want my epic creation to be printed onto a shirt (small, unless it will shrink, then medium).

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Side note, if you’re interested in learning about design, I’d be more than happy to discuss my skills with you.