In response to this post that everyone seems to be blabbing about, I present to you the REAL reasons why Bradley Cooper isn’t the sexiest man alive. No, it’s not because Ryan Gosling is sexier; that’s just a bunch of bologna. If this were a fair competition, I argue that American Cheese himself would easily take the cake. The proof is in the pudding.
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Best blog post ever. I’m going to write to People magazine and demand them to reconsider. 😛
I know another picture that would really take this post to the next level.