I Believe I Can Expensify

A poem, inspired by R Kelly and my daily interactions with Expensify.

I used to think that I could not go on. And life was nothing but an awful song.

But now I know the meaning of true love. I’m leaning on the everlasting arms.

If I can see it, then I can do it.

If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it.

I believe I can fly. I believe I can Expensify.

I think about my expenses carefully,

I categorize them all accordingly.

I believe I can soar.

For any meal over $75 I make sure to include who was in attendance, fo sure.

I believe I can fly. I believe I can fly. I believe I can Expensify.


See I was on the verge of breaking down.

Receiving multiple reports from the same a12s within the same processing period made me frown.

So I created this original poem, all on my own.

With subtle hidden tips, until I find my Expensify clone.

If I can see it, then I can be it.

If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it.

I believe I can fly, I believe I can Expensify.

I keep in mind that Automattic is not yet Google,

So I always remember to be frugal.

I believe I can soar,

Keeping Dopeld happy is at the center of my core.

I believe I can fly. I believe I can fly. I believe I can Expensify.

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